Proverbs around the corner

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive tons of shit."

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Brain Teasers

The day before yesterday, Chris was 7 years old. Next year, she'll turn 10. How is this possible?
Answer:






There is this one man who killed his mother, was born before his father's presence and married over 100 women without divorcing. Yet he was considered normal by all of his acquaintances. Why?
Answer:






Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.
How come they didn't complain?
Answer:

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