Been depressed lately

Been writing veeery serious and veeery depressing stuff lately. Please accept my apologies :)

Let's try to lighten up. Let us take the fun test, which will reveal truth about you.




(***DO NOT LOOK AT THE KEYS YET, OTHERWISE IT WILL BE RUINED!!!***)

1. Please put numbers 1 to 11 vertically.
2. On 1 and 2, please put some numbers between 2 and 22.
3. On 3, please put any name of opposite sex that you know.
4. Put any name of friend or relative, could be male or female.
5. Repeat the step in 4 (any name of friend or relative).
6. Repeat the step in 5.
7. Please put any name of opposite sex that you know.
8. Any song name that you like
9. Any song name that you like
10. Any song name that you like
11. Any song name that you like
12. Now, make a wish!!!
13. Now, let us see if that will come true :)

Now, after you finished writing everything, let's crack the codes written in these 11 lines.




Keys to the test:
a. Sum up the numbers on No. 1 and No. 2, tell about this test to the people, equal to this number of people.
b. No.3 - this is your love at the moment
c. No. 4 - you care about this person a lot
d. No. 5 - this person know about you a lot
e. No.6 - this person will bring you luck
f. No.7 - you like this person, but you cannot be together
g. No. 8 - this statement is related to the person stated in No.3
h. No. 9 - this statement is related to the person stated in No.7
i. No.10 - expresses who you are and explaining you to the world
j. No. 11 - shows how you see "the life"

Have fun! :)

Courtesy of my friends and some blogs that have posted above test.

Awaiting for My Prince... at 30s

Still awaiting for my prince, I've become no longer a princess but an old maid. Ke ke ke. Ironic, but true. Too long to wait, too many nights spent alone. Still cannot find the true man. One is too short, one is alcoholic, one is unemployed, one is too fat, one is too brutal, etc, etc. This list will go one for so long that might little cute hands might get tired. What to do? Wait. But for how long? I don't know. This is the conversation I have with myself. Have I missed my one knight or he has not arrived yet? Or even worse, he will never show up? Ke ke ke.

It is hard to please a woman at such age (I'm not that old, but will not be considered young by many) with her little, but vital experience, with her already biased opinions towards men. It is hard to affect her lifestyle as well. She is used to getting things done and placed her away. She will be bossy, less caring, less romantic, less flexible. What kind of man she wants? More caring, more romantic, more flexible, but well established. Do you see the contrast? Can you point at the disparity?

So, poor women like me, wait and wait, dreaming of their Prince on the White Horse, who in reality will be either young homeboy with no life experience, or well established cold hearted "master," or man by appearance and baby by heart, or ... unlimited list...

I'm not here to complain, just here to tell you our stories. Our side of the ridiculous and ironic poetry, which is so beautifully written with pain, loneliness, and passion.

What do we want?! WE DON'T KNOW :)

Nine words women use...

To all men out there, please read this warning message :)

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.

4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of Nothing.)

6. That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8. Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F*** OFF! or F*** YOU!

9. Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

Courtesy of Internet Search :)

Homer Simpson vs. Mr.Big

Homer J. Simpson, the legendary character from longest running cartoon show, The Simpsons.

He is representative of men, who is: kind, lazy, relaxed, loyal and loving husband, likes to drink, good at his heart, but lacks the initiative to show it. I think he represents most family men, who does not know how to cook, but would feed the family somehow in times of need; loves his wife, but have no good communication tools; lazy, but would somehow finds his way out of financial crisis for his family; not sexy, but good and kind; bald and with beer belly, and obviously not confident and not funny when it comes to women.

Another type of men, like Mr.Big in Sex and the City. Successful, and obviously not family type. Hard working, elegant, never drinks too much, bit cold, calculative and selfish. In other words, good behaving - bad boy. Women are attracted to this type of city men more than to family type, 'cause they promise more excitement, more adventure, more confident, knows what he and women want, etc.

What women really want is a guy that has confidence. A guy that can see them, want to start a conversation and in that moment – be able to walk over and actually start an interaction with them.

It is only at the beginning of the relationship. When relationship becomes serious, as Kerry Bradshaw, women expect Mr.Big type to change to more of Homer type. Women expect city single man turn into country family man. Is it possible? Not likely, only when men themselves want to change, it could happen. You cannot turn dog into a cat or vice verse. Obviously, single confident guys would want to build a family one day. How will they transform themselves, is mystery to us.

So the choice is ours, who do we want. Hard headed Mr.Big or softy Homer Simpson?

It is Tuesday, alright ...

Well, another Tuesday dawns upon us. Second day of a new week. I don't know if it is new day, new week anymore. Is it really NEW or just continuum of old?
What is new? When you wish for fresh new start, don't you wish for "blank page"? I do. But, as reality hits, there is never a "blank page." It is always somehow branded, written on, or drawn on. For example, let us examine new baby. It is already written within his/her genes that she will have certain attitudes, behavior, and looks inherited from his/her parents. So, it is not brand new. Or what about new inventions or technologies? It is never brand new. It always inherits some of its components from the old. So, the saying "New is forgotten old" is true. If I want to start new things, it will be influenced by my prejudice, experience, and biased by external information. So even the start is not a start, it is just a continuation of old. Too philosophical? I know.

Weird but...

It was very weird to see him for the second time. But when I see him, my knees go weak, I feel butterflies in my stomach. He is not handsome or flashy. He is not confident. He is just a guy. Nothing special, and yet I feel like a small girl when I see him. My cheeks blush. Thank god that we do not meet everyday, otherwise, I guess, I would have gone to him to ask his phone number. How dumb of me :)

"Why?" I ask myself. Why this guy that make me weak and strong at the same time. Is he my type? Well, maybe outside, but personality is not. I don't know anymore what I like in guys. Strong guys obviously lure me with their confidence, knowledge, experience, ability to live. Soft guys also face-promise the warmth, care, and love. Been searching for the golden middle and yet not found him. Man oh man!

What is so special about him? He has very quite and soft voice. His eyes! It is magnetizing! I cannot stop myself from looking at his eyes when he appears in front of me. I know it is just lust, but it makes me feel alive! I feel alive! Please, be next to me, to feel that rush of blood, excitement, and adrenalin!

Persistent person

How to save oneself from persistent individuals? Does persistence really pay off?

In my life, I have seen many individuals with persistence, who do not "give up easily". In many matters, I agree that persistence does pays off. In study, work, goal achievement, persistence is a MUST.
However, I guess there are events and issues, where persistence acts in negative ways. One is human relationship. Be it between friends, lovers, or coworkers, persistence seem to be interpreted as irritating, disturbing, and maddening. In my case, I have encountered some men to be very persistent, that is maddening. They do not know the boundary of one's space, they do not take NO for an answer, they want the whole world revolve around them.
God forbid them to act such, as there is no cure for them. Please make them realize and open their eyes! :)

Brain Teasers

The day before yesterday, Chris was 7 years old. Next year, she'll turn 10. How is this possible?
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There is this one man who killed his mother, was born before his father's presence and married over 100 women without divorcing. Yet he was considered normal by all of his acquaintances. Why?
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Two women and two doctors walk into an ice cream parlor. They each order an ice cream cone. When their ice creams come, there is only 1 strawberry,1 chocolate and 1 vanilla.
How come they didn't complain?
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