Proverbs around the corner

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive tons of shit."

Monday, April 14, 2008

Driving in UB


To all the drivers of UB, I have one question: How is it to drive in UB?
I feel like I'm participating in crazy drunk driving game that we play in computer games. You have to be aware of unprofessional drivers that might suddenly pull out of nowhere. No proper usage of signals light can be seen among city drivers. Everyday you could see drivers running thought red lights. Many people are injured in accidents. You hear horror stories, "2 killed, 9 killed in road accidents." People are shocked for short time, but then the chaos on the roads continues. Driving schools are for 45 days. Can you imagine that you would acquire required driving techniques and knowledge in such a short time? Worse, one can buy the driving license in Mongolia. Is isn't it ironic?

Another thing to point out is the inadequate culture of pedestrians. They cross the roads anywhere they want, look to totally wrong directions, run then stop, etc. Obviously, better and nearby crosswalks are need to be built, be it on the road, the bridge or underground tunnel. We better educate ourselves about danger and safety of crossing motor passageways.

What those dumb traffic policemen are doing? Nothing! They do not manage the traffic, instead they create the jam keke. They on the road only to charge the penalty and pocket that money! Poor men!

After all, what should the driver do? Follow the crowd, be as aggressive, impolite and improper. Viva UB roads!

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