Proverbs around the corner

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive tons of shit."

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Phobias

I guess every one of us has some kind of phobia, be it mild or strongly expressed in our actions. For example, I have a very strong phobia for insects, which is called Entomophobia, and mild phobia for wild animals - Agrizoophobia.
There are like thousands of phobia types. I'll just list some of them:
- Ablutophobia - Fear of washing or bathing (dirty little .... )
- Allodoxaphobia - Fear of opinions. (no opinion, very dumb, or perhaps peaceful?)
- Aurophobia - Fear of gold (uuuh, would love to have this, as this will decrease my greed)
- Bibliophobia - Fear of books (oh come on, just another reason not to do homework)
- Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women (would love to have this kind of man as a husband , ha ha ha)
- Chorophobia- Fear of dancing (oohh, poor thing!)

OK, had my fun. Didn't mean to offend anyone, sorry if I did!

Cheers ya'll!

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