Miscommunications (fun)

Webscape (as in BBC)

So, wanted to share pretty interesting websites that could be interesting, useful, etc.
1. MagMyPic.com - Fake magazine covers with your photo!

2. PhotoFunia.com - Various effects for editing your photos.

3. Manybook.net - Free E-books everyone for your PDA, iPhone or EBook-readers! :) There are 25,224 eBooks available here and they're all free!

4. Free Accounting lessons online! - Free Online Introduction to Accounting Lessons.

5. Zedge.net - Free themes, ringtones, wallpapers etc. for your mobiles, all free! Just sign up!

Well, this is all for now. Will share more later!

Cheers ya'll!

My Apologies

My apologies to all of my readers. I was extremely busy last few months, so that completely left my blog. From next week, I will back with fresh new insights, thoughts, and other interesting stuff. Cheers!

Metrosexual, where are thou?

Where are the all nice men? Where are thou? Where have all the romance have gone these days?

Well, my list of questions wouldn't finish by today. So, let's just be easy and lite and check out, "Are there fashionable metrosexuals in UB?"

First of all, the ideology of metrosexuals are just starting to blossom here in UB. Few metrosexuals are being sighted here and there, but still they are high rarity here in Mongolia. I'm assuming that the reader is familiar with the definition of metrosexual, if not, please look it up from Wiki. So, is it a good thing if there will be more metrosexuals in UB? Yes and no. Yes, because it will highlight the fashion development of Mongolians. On the other hand, no, cause there will be less normal and available single men available for normal ladies, such as me. OK. Enough with blabber and let's see some nice fashion for men. Wish to see such fashionable men on the streets of UB soon, fingers crossed! :)

FALL/WINTER FASHION 2009-2010 - MEN

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Blast from the past? Remember these dorky hats, East 17 style?
They are back, OMG!!!

Ha ha ha.. Ironic? Funny? Or simply mad?

Mr. Right or Mr. Right-now

Well, been busy, as usual. Deep and troubling thoughts fill my already depressed head.

Meeting someone these days have become "pain in a.." I don't go out socializing, there is no one available in our office. Road that takes me from home to my work and back is already known path. Number of friends is decreasing as years go by.

Where can I find a man in Mongolia, where preferable place for young people to socialize is bars and discos? I've become this old maiden, who thinks either I'm too good for someone, or someone is too good for me. All the good men are taken. What is leftover, does not suit me at all. Too much pride? Maybe. Hey, but I'm a decent woman, with relatively high education, sophisticated enough, and reasonably well-looking /except my weight :) /. Shouldn't I expect my prince-on-a-white-horse to be better than me? I think it is obvious.

Anyways, I go online to chat sometimes. And Mongolian chats are truly disturbing. Most of 'em are teenagers, but what they chat about is troubling. Sex, sex, and once again sex. "Hi, how old are you? Are you cute? I'm alone now, are you alone? Where are you? Do you wanna have sex? I can pay you!" is just normal chat lines in Mongolia. How come, there are no decent people left and they are not chatting? It is the ultimate and unfortunate choice that I have been left with to meet some new people. It is struggle, I assure you, to find "normal" people online these days.

I'm looking for my Mr. Right, but what I'm finding is Mr. Right-now.

Ironic? Definitely!

What it takes to be a celebrity in Mongolia?

Well, it is a tricky topic, I admit. However, through many years of observation, I have concluded the following. Some Hollywood rules apply here too :)

As a first target, I will discuss how to become a singer/celebrity. In order to become a star singer, you need to have following .

1. You have to have nice physical appearance (big boobed babes for women and hunk style for men).

2. At least should pretend to sing :) (even though you don't have a real talent, you could always use digital recording studio to upgrade your voice and always mouth the songs on stage)

3. Have some connections with already established "stars"

4. Release at least 1 or 2 songs (could be pirated).

5. And just pretend to be a "star"

Secondly, what it takes to be an actor(ess) in Mongolia? Again, above rules apply, it is plus if you can "sing," then you can pursue double career actor/singer. Many singers here have become actors later in their careers, such as Mr. Bold, popular pop singer, later an actor, starring in "I Love You -2, " a sequel to famous 80's movie, screening right now in Tengis Cinema. I admit, older generation of Mongolian actors were much more talented. Nowadays, young actors mostly do not regard on their talents and rather on their looks. Pity!

As Mongolia has small population of 2.7 million, and 1.2 million living in the capital city of Ulaanbaatar, it is pretty easy to become a star, if you want to, compared to market with 20-30 million people. If you are foreigner, wanting to be a star, then I would recommend Mongolia as the pretty easy target. We "worship" foreigners, especially, if you're Caucasian.

Well, good luck future star/celebrities!

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN

(Found this on net. Check it out.)

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he hasn't realized it yet.

Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he “made the dinner.”

Blond jokes (blond jokes) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n
Gotta get married in a church.

Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.

Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend ½ an hour writing, then forget to take to the store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See “Magician.”

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n
Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.

Childbirth (child*birth) n.
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say “focus,...breathe...push...”

Lipstick (lip*stik) n
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...!

Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, “to go somewhere and neck.” After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.

Patience (pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See also “tranquilizers.”

Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try to remove it.

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.