Proverbs around the corner

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive tons of shit."

Thursday, January 15, 2009

What will be your last wish?

Have you ever dreamed of scuba diving or flying to the space, but never had the courage, means, and opportunity to do so?

Well, fortunately (or unfortunately) there are new opportunities are opening up everyday. Let's say, you never had the chance to fulfill your wildest dreams. Then, you might want to do it in" after-life."

There are several rather weird services are being offered around the globe. If you wish, you can fly to space and dive under-sea, ... after you die. I know, it sounds weird, scary, and troubling for the weak minded. However, we all die at the end, so why not think about it now. I know I'm not going to die soon, but it is worth to think about it, he he he. Call me weird, but is it going to change the fact that we die someday?

Here are the services that you might have a look. Probably, by the time I die, these services will be in variety and less costly.
1. If you wanna go underwater: http://www.eternalreefs.com/
2. Flying to space when you die? Here:
http://www.memorialspaceflights.com/

3. Or you want your loved ones to keep you and carry you for rest of their lives? Check this out.
http://www.lifegem.com/

Cheers! :)