Do Men Know about Women?

Joke

Man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail. Meanwhile Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife,
Subject: I've reached.

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have Computers here, and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival 2mrrow. See you my love!

Licking someone's butt

I am proposing all Mongolian people to stop "licking someone's butt." Today, is impossible to drive anywhere in UB. Just cause some Chinese official in the town! You can express your respect and gratitude, but not by blocking roads all over the town. It is creating unnecessary traffic. I never seen such blocking except in Mongolia, just for passing through the high authority. When are we going to loose the habit of licking butts of high authority? We are free people with free will. How come do we have to waste our time and money just to wait for some dumb ass to cross by? Dumb people in the government and parliament, change the stupid rule! So stressing! It took me almost 1.5 hours going from 19th to 13th microdistrict this morning, when it is suppose to have the lightest traffic. It is the psychoogy that we need to change in order to progress into Western thinking, that we are striving to build.

The Miracle of a Baby

I think that conception of baby in mother's womb is miracle that one cannot grasp fully. Obviously, science explains in every detail the process from the single cells until the birth. However, "How and Why" are still not answered. Every time I see my child, I wonder how and why God chose me to give me this gift. I will be forever thankful to God that it has given me a chance to have this "bundle of joy."

I think every mother wonders, "how could it be that life has grown inside me? Isn't it a miracle that I gave birth to live human being...? "


I believe that every birth is a miracle itself. Just imagine "a dot" turning into live and kicking baby!






Viva to God!

Do I sound religous? Naaah, I am not. I'm theist, remember :)